Then why not use the old exam papers from the 1960s then you arse?

[Darwins Selection]

For me yes  I learnt many things. For my Dad hmmm, not so much. 

I know all about daughters thank you.  

[Bar Wench]

For me yes  I learnt many things. For my Dad hmmm, not so much. 

I know all about daughters thank you.  

 

[Nick]

Fortunately, I don't.

Though my sister told me that my mum said to her (when in her teens), "If you ever get pregnant it will kill your father."

I think the "ever " was a bit OTT.

She got pregnant at 17

My Mum gave her a hard time. Then we found out that my parents had been adding a year to their wedding anniversaries to conceal the fact that my mum was pregnant (6 months) when she got married

Hence no photos

When challenged about this, years later, my mum's response was "Well, so was your grandmother!"

We seem to come from a long line of bastards

[Snoopy]

As an amateur genealogist I can assure you that if that is the skeleton in the Nick family cupboard you have nothing to worry about.

[Barman]

As an amateur genealogist I can assure you that if that is the skeleton in the Nick family cupboard you have nothing to worry about.

In the cupboard? I can hide it in my fireplace for a small fee... 

[Nick]

As an amateur genealogist I can assure you that if that is the skeleton in the Nick family cupboard you have nothing to worry about.

Have I not mentioned Nick the Impaler?

Unclie I think. We don't talk about him much

[Barman]

As an amateur genealogist I can assure you that if that is the skeleton in the Nick family cupboard you have nothing to worry about.

Have I not mentioned Nick the Impaler?

Unclie I think. We don't talk about him much

Did he pick up rubbish with one of those pointy-stick things? 

[Nick]

Sort of. We have pics somewhere, but they may upset you

Isn't this thread about exam papers?

Or bananas?

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