Pub goes the way of the chimbly

[Bar Wench]

So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? 

No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!

And how about, ahem ablutions? 

Can't you piss in the garden like all the other workmen?

oh, I'm allowed in the garden am I? 

Of course, where else are you going to hose off the dust. 

[Darwins Selection]

hose off the dust. 

Euphemism #754891

[Grumpmeister]

So would it be better if I starved to death and left the job half finished? 

No what would be best is if you made a sandwich in the morning and put it and the beers and the water in a cool box in the living room and then you wouldn't need to enter the kitchen!!

And how about, ahem ablutions? 

Can't you piss in the garden like all the other workmen?

Given your complaint about your neighbours the other day I have to wonder at the standard of your workmen Wenchy