We are all doomed

[Snoopy]

Snoopy shouldn't be eating such things. 

Actually it is supposed to be good for me, so long as it isn't the "fatty" variety. Lots of oatmeal in the one we buy ~ though I grant I am the only one who eats it.

[Snoopy]

Black pudding. 

Look ~ it was in the fridge and wasn't hairy so it went in the omelet OK?

If you took your duties seriously and looked after a poor pub-hound it wouldn't have to be that way.

S'not in my job description. 

My snot is white today...

Toooooooooooooo much information 

[Bar Wench]

Snoopy shouldn't be eating such things. 

Actually it is supposed to be good for me, so long as it isn't the "fatty" variety. Lots of oatmeal in the one we buy ~ though I grant I am the only one who eats it.

That's alright then. 

My snot is really quite green today. 

[Darwins Selection]

Was it worth me returning?

Probably not.

We shall all be in the Recycle Bin when the Cyprus demolition man has finished 'upgrading'.