Mrs Nick has a choice

[Nick]

The local Californian Breast Feeding Therapist is having two Girls' Night In.

One is tonight and one is tomorrow. Food and plonk and girls together

She has offered Mrs Nick the choice of:

a) Younger ones (Friday)

b) Older ones (Saturday)

Mrs Nick knows all of the b) group but feels miffed and is thinking of choosing a)

also

 

[Bar Wench]

Why would Mrs Nick want to go to a breast themed evening? Surely that is more your sort of thing? 

[Darwins Selection]

The local Californian Breast Feeding Therapist is having two Girls' Night In.

One is tonight and one is tomorrow. Food and plonk and girls together

She has offered Mrs Nick the choice of:

a) Younger ones (Friday)

b) Older ones (Saturday)

Mrs Nick knows all of the b) group but feels miffed and is thinking of choosing a)

also

 

Therapist eh?  

[Nick]

Why would Mrs Nick want to go to a breast themed evening? Surely that is more your sort of thing? 

It is invitation only and the lady therapist, though very nice, is er too large for me. Think "Save Africa from Starvation" and you would be in the right vicinity. Just.

[Bar Wench]

 

So you prefer small and pert do you Nick?

Why is the Breast having two? Why not mix it up?

[Landlady]

The local Californian Breast Feeding Therapist is having two Girls' Night In.

One is tonight and one is tomorrow. Food and plonk and girls together

She has offered Mrs Nick the choice of:

a) Younger ones (Friday)

b) Older ones (Saturday)

Mrs Nick knows all of the b) group but feels miffed and is thinking of choosing a)

also

 

Oh my god, this is just what is so wrong and why things are falling apart - why oh why does anyone need a breast feeding therapist  
We (ladies that is) know what they are for - babies know what they are for - men would like to keep on knowing what they are for and have their own   - why is someone employing someone else to be a bloody therapist in this field - particularly  when 99% of our male bar mooches would do it for free, or even pay    

Gosh I seem to be in a argumentative mood today  

[Darwins Selection]

Gosh I seem to be in a argumentative mood today.

Yes, but we just put it down to 'Womens Problems'. 

[Landlady]

Gosh I seem to be in a argumentative mood today.

Yes, but we just put it down to 'Womens Problems'. 

Consider yourself smote 

[Nick]

I am getting calls from women asking what night they should be in. I am saying "OLD". They appear cross. Why?

[Landlady]

I am getting calls from women asking what night they should be in. I am saying "OLD". They appear cross. Why?

Stupid boy 
Ask them to classify themselves either as 'experienced' or 'inexperienced'
That should definitely get you in hot water with Mrs. N 

[Snoopy]

Surely for a breast feeding therapy evening one needs to be of an age when breast feeding is a likelihood 

[Landlady]

Surely for a breast feeding therapy evening one needs to be of an age when breast feeding is a likelihood 

Then why do you guys keep on trying to do it to us - despite our age 

[Snoopy]

We thought you like it ~ certainly that has been my experience.
We certainly don't want anything to come out of them ~ have you tasted that stuff?

[Barman]

I am getting calls from women asking what night they should be in. I am saying "OLD". They appear cross. Why?

If they complain, get them to e-mail pictures....