Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
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"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.
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The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."
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Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
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Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran , with all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidels forever outside our precious state."
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Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
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The American engineer asks, "I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall".
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The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's
virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
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The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
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Pooooof!
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WORLD PEACE !
