Dont ask me about the incident with Jo Brand

[Darwins Selection]

The Boy got that one into his head about 3 years ago, but he misheard it and thought delilahs qwere a variety of flower, thus "For give me delilahs...." acted out with the action of handing over a bunch of daffs or similar.

Ah yes..

Like "I am the Lord of the damned settee"

[Uncle Mort]

My ex beleived for may years that the Simon & Garfunkel song was

"Like a bridge over troubles, Walter"

[Nick]

The Bee Gees had some frightful song called "More than a Woman" during their falsetto phase.

I was convinced it was "Bald Headed Woman", which I found puzzling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSEINGKQi6M

It's about one minute in (look away in the meantime)