Man Whore and Snakey update

[The Moan Ranger]

We took four buggies out and went to Kefalos. Took and hour and my buggy only just made it up the hills...

Coming back we decided a bit of "off-road" would be a good idea, so we ploughed a farmers field. Most us us now covered in cow shit.

Man Whore has broken his buggy.

Shakey Snakey not so shakey today, but has managed to lose his hotel key. It's probably in a field full of ploughed up cow shit.

I'm having a quick beer before attempting to climb the mountain behind the hotel.

Last night tonight, so it's likely to get messy!

[tel]

So it's not going to be a quiet night in then?

[Pastis]

I know I might regret asking this but, was this venture to Kos a holiday, a reunion, or a partially conceived suicide pact? 

[The Moan Ranger]

A holiday. But permanent bodily harm was always on the cards. Now watching Rangers/Barcelona in a bar full of Barcelona fans. They simply don't understand the finer points of "King Billy's on the Wall".

I must educate them...

[Darwins Selection]

Did he want flowers or a donation sent somewhere?

[The Moan Ranger]

All donations for five new livers gratefully received.

[tel]

Well, you'll be plesaed to know that the beer is still the same price here.

Going to be back in time for the Chelsea game?

[Barman]

All donations for five new livers gratefully received.

I suspect that Darwin has loads... 

[Darwins Selection]

All donations for five new livers gratefully received.

I suspect that Darwin has loads... 

Nope, only loose livers.

[The Moan Ranger]

I am pleased to report that Snakey's hangover has finally subsided and he's looking quite chipper. Fine effort.

[Barman]

I am pleased to report that Snakey's hangover has finally subsided and he's looking quite chipper. Fine effort.