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[Darwins Selection]

I drank. Lots and lots and burnt most of dinner. 

Pretty normal then?

[Barman]

I drank. Lots and lots and burnt most of dinner. 

Pretty normal then?

Apart from being poisoned by MILFH ? that must have added a certain excitement to the weekend? 

[Bar Wench]

I don't generally as a rule tend to burn dinner! Mr Wench on the other hand. Well, lets just say I have handbags that are more palatable.

[Darwins Selection]

I don't generally as a rule tend to burn dinner! Mr Wench on the other hand. Well, lets just say I have handbags that are more palatable.

Would you like your posts proof-read?

That implies that you generally burn Mr Wench, who tastes worse than a handbag.

Of course that may be exactly what you meant to say. . .