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Offline Snoopy

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A Shaggy Dog Story
« on: November 18, 2007, 08:21:47 PM »
During Desert Storm, an American Air Force officer met a Saudi Air Force officer. They began to make small talk, and after the discussion had been carrying on for a little while, the Saudi officer decided to pull out his wallet and show pictures of his family to the American.

When the American saw the picture of the Saudi's family, he was shocked. "Hey, that looks like my son," he said, referring to one of the Saudi officer's children. "That looks just like my Juan!"

The Saudi officer explained. "About 15 years ago, I went to Mexico to drill from oil. While I was there, my wife and I decided to adopt a young boy. We named him Amal and he's grown up with us."

The American said, "Well, about 15 years ago, my wife and I were stationed at the Mexican embassy. We adopted Juan and now he's in high school. I wonder if your boy and mine are twins!"

Sure enough, the boys had the same birthday and they agreed that the two boys must have been twins. After the war ended, they agreed to meet in Los Angeles and have a big reunion. Of course, the news media received word of this and were eagerly anticipating the arrival of the young boy from the Middle East.

However, to the disappointment of the crowd that had assembled, it was announced that the plane would be over four hours late. Juan's mother said to the media, "You might as well go home. There's no point in waiting here."

"Why would we want to do that?" asked a reporter.

"Well," she replied, "they're identical twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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Re: A Shaggy Dog Story
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2007, 08:00:25 AM »
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Re: A Shaggy Dog Story
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2007, 02:59:21 AM »
Here's another.

Two wealthy Czech lawyers on vacation in USA go hunting grizzly bears. Absolutely inexperienced, the hunters become the hunted by a hungry male bear and his mate, and before they have a chance to fire their rifles, the male grizzly swallows one of the men whole.
Utterly shocked, the remaining hunter swiftly phones the local Sheriff who turns up and asks, "Which one swallowed your friend?" The shaking hunter points at the male and much to his astonishment, the Sheriff promptly shoots the female.

"It wa the male bear" he croaked, "Why did you shoot the female?"

"Well" drawled the Sheriff, "When my lawyer tells me 'the check's in the mail , ah just knows he's a lyin' son of a bitch!"


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Re: A Shaggy Dog Story
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2007, 06:34:18 PM »
 lol:
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