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The Captain Calamity Sweepstake
« on: December 19, 2007, 10:27:22 AM »
Roll up roll up, how long before we hear that Nick has found one of these in his garden?



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Re: The Captain Calamity Sweepstake
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 10:28:12 AM »
No, but that fox is getting cheeky. rubschin:
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Re: The Captain Calamity Sweepstake
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2007, 10:29:03 AM »
Do you have any pets in the house such as cats or dogs?
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Re: The Captain Calamity Sweepstake
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2007, 10:31:39 AM »
Marmite the wailing incontinent cat. Why?
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Re: The Captain Calamity Sweepstake
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2007, 10:32:34 AM »
I would have suggested getting some ultrasonic pest devices but marmite would prpbably be worse than usual if you did
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Re: The Captain Calamity Sweepstake
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2007, 01:50:49 PM »
She isn't fond of the sanding machine, but then who is? evil:
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Re: The Captain Calamity Sweepstake
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2007, 01:55:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 19, 2007, 01:50:49 PM
She isn't fond of the sanding machine, but then who is? evil:

You are not supposed to sand the cat Nick - a short comb or soft brush usually suffices in my experience!
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Re: The Captain Calamity Sweepstake
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2007, 01:57:11 PM »
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