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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #75 on: December 20, 2007, 03:54:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 20, 2007, 03:47:51 PM
Presumably the enchanted forest is still standing

All shaved off ready for Santa I expect.
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #76 on: December 20, 2007, 03:55:15 PM »
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #77 on: December 20, 2007, 04:13:34 PM »
Christmas time, Mistletoe and wine
My sofa’s here but nothing is fine
I ate so much chocolate that I’m fit to bust
Tat mountain collapsed and car full of rust

A time for living, a time for believing,
Enchanted forest and decs on the ceiling
I’ve wrapped all the pressies with ribbon and bows
But we’re off to Wales which really sucks actually…

I had a problem with the last line...  evil:
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #78 on: December 20, 2007, 04:15:19 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2007, 04:13:34 PM
Christmas time, Mistletoe and wine
My sofa’s here but nothing is fine
I ate so much chocolate that I’m fit to bust
Tat mountain collapsed and car full of rust

A time for living, a time for believing,
Enchanted forest and decs on the ceiling
I’ve wrapped all the pressies with ribbon and bows
But we’re off to Wales which really sucks actually…

I had a problem with the last line...  evil:


Errrr ........ We're going to Wales but don't know the way so will follow my nose.
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #79 on: December 20, 2007, 04:17:44 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 20, 2007, 04:15:19 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 20, 2007, 04:13:34 PM
Christmas time, Mistletoe and wine
My sofa’s here but nothing is fine
I ate so much chocolate that I’m fit to bust
Tat mountain collapsed and car full of rust

A time for living, a time for believing,
Enchanted forest and decs on the ceiling
I’ve wrapped all the pressies with ribbon and bows
But we’re off to Wales which really sucks actually…

I had a problem with the last line...  evil:


Errrr ........ We're going to Wales but don't know the way so will follow my nose.
I should have asked you first Snoopy...
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #80 on: December 20, 2007, 04:25:04 PM »
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #81 on: December 20, 2007, 06:37:53 PM »
She has discovered that if she places her new sofa opposite her trampoline she can fly over Mr Wench's head (even when he is standing up) point:
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #82 on: December 20, 2007, 06:58:08 PM »
Love that avatar Nick ~ makes me smile everytime.
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #83 on: December 21, 2007, 12:50:21 PM »
Sofa in place. Mr Wench has already spilt stuff on it.  evil:
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #84 on: December 21, 2007, 02:28:49 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 21, 2007, 12:50:21 PM
Sofa in place. Mr Wench has already spilt stuff on it.  evil:

Should have left the plastic sheeting on it.  ;)
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #85 on: December 21, 2007, 02:29:36 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 21, 2007, 02:28:49 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 21, 2007, 12:50:21 PM
Sofa in place. Mr Wench has already spilt stuff on it.  evil:

Should have left the plastic sheeting on it.  ;)
Should have left it at ikea...  whistle:
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #86 on: December 21, 2007, 02:30:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 21, 2007, 02:29:36 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 21, 2007, 02:28:49 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on December 21, 2007, 12:50:21 PM
Sofa in place. Mr Wench has already spilt stuff on it.  evil:

Should have left the plastic sheeting on it.  ;)
Should have left it at ikea...  whistle:
... and the sofa.
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #87 on: December 21, 2007, 02:30:57 PM »
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Re: Wenchy's misdemeanours and shortcomings thread.
« Reply #88 on: December 22, 2007, 11:31:00 AM »
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