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Bikini Girl

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Delia versus the rest of us!
« on: May 19, 2007, 02:00:14 PM »

 
Delia's Way                                                         
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a  sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.
The Real Woman's Way                                                
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake.
You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. 
                                     
Delia's Way                                                          
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.                                                           
The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.   

Delia's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix
instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
The Real Woman's Way
Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.       
The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t. Please recite with me
the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."       


Delia's Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks
The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?   
                           

Delia's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.
The throbbing will go away.
The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka.
Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?   


Delia's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.
They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.       
The Real Woman's Way
Why do I have a man?                                                 

 

Finally the most important tip                                         

Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles       
The Real Woman's Way
left over wine???? Helllloooo  whistle:
 

 



Offline Olga

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Re: Delia versus the rest of us!
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2007, 06:48:54 PM »
Quote from: Bikini Girl link=topic=292. msg3556#msg3556 date=1179583214
Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles       
The Real Woman's Way
left over wine???? Helllloooo  whistle:

Ahhh, mishkin, you are man after my own hart, muachhh

Want to swipe recipes?

Poka, poka

Bikini Girl

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Re: Delia versus the rest of us!
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2007, 05:20:08 PM »
Quote from: Bikini Girl link=topic=292. msg3556#msg3556 date=1179583214
Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles       
The Real Woman's Way
left over wine???? Helllloooo  whistle:

Ahhh, mishkin, you are man after my own hart, muachhh

Want to swipe recipes?

Poka, poka

 scared2: noooo:  With boob's like that you think I am a man?    eeek:

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Re: Delia versus the rest of us!
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2007, 06:34:15 PM »
She is deranged. And you could have man boobs, I know one or two in that category, y'know, when you have to lean back when they turn round. No?

Praps not. Quite common hereabouts. cry:
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Misunderstood

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Re: Delia versus the rest of us!
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2007, 06:36:52 PM »
Quote from: Bikini Girl link=topic=292. msg3556#msg3556 date=1179583214
Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles       
The Real Woman's Way
left over wine???? Helllloooo  whistle:

Ahhh, mishkin, you are man after my own hart, muachhh

Want to swipe recipes?

Poka, poka


 scared2: noooo:  With boob's like that you think I am a man?    eeek:


Maybe Olga is one of the cheeky girls,  Bob?  Jim?  but not Moe surely?  eeek:

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Re: Delia versus the rest of us!
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2007, 06:36:57 PM »
Quote from: Bikini Girl link=topic=292. msg3556#msg3556 date=1179583214
Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles       
The Real Woman's Way
left over wine???? Helllloooo  whistle:

Ahhh, mishkin, you are man after my own hart, muachhh

Want to swipe recipes?

Poka, poka

 scared2: noooo:  With boob's like that you think I am a man?    eeek:
A ladyboy perhaps?  whistle:
Pro Skub  Thumbs: