In search of the Golden Sprout

[Nick]

Mrs Nick has just set off shopping AGAIN!!

FFS! They open again on Thursday 

Presents

[Snoopy]

Mrs Nick has just set off shopping AGAIN!!

FFS! They open again on Thursday 

Presents

I can only repeat ~ P.P.P.P.P.P.

[Nick]

Explain, oh cryptic one

[Snoopy]

Basic rule of the six Ps used in HM Forces. Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance


DS is, of course, right ~ it is clearly a genetic thing ~ like swallows heading south for the winter and all that. SWMBO has just realised SHE failed to post some cards that were in her handbag and is now planning a trip round the village to hand deliver them. They all have stamps on.

[Nick]

You come round and tell that to Mrs Nick and I shall watch from a  safe distance (c. 150 miles)

[Snoopy]

Even I am not that stupid   

[Nick]

Correct response. I am presently in trouble but have forgotten why. My sins never cease to accumulate

Mrs Nick, on the other hand, is never wrong about anything, even when she is. How do they do that?

[Snoopy]

They inhabit another world ~ parallel to ours but different. Concepts long since proven are reversed in Wimmin World, the normal rules of logic do not apply there.
Essentially our (male) situation never changes but there are variations in the depth of the sh*t that we are in at any given time ~ personally I try to keep it at a low ebb but the cycles of the moon do seem to have an effect ~ rather like the "spring" tides that can suddenly overwhelm the shore I find the depth of the sh*t I am in can rise dramatically for no obvious reason.

[Nick]

I couldn't have put it better myself