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Re: Landlady is here
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2007, 01:17:43 PM »
Liposuction voucher would go down well from what I hear.

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Re: Landlady is here
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2007, 01:18:19 PM »
Just get one of those fairground mirrors
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Re: Landlady is here
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2007, 04:00:15 PM »
. .skin off my nose.
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A nose job for a birthday present eh?

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Re: Landlady is here
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2007, 07:22:47 PM »
Transplant? noooo:
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Re: Landlady is here
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2007, 08:59:52 PM »
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Re: Landlady is here
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2007, 09:54:59 PM »
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Re: Landlady is here
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2007, 10:15:35 PM »
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Re: Landlady is here
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2008, 02:17:05 PM »
Hello Landlady!!  I hope you had a great night last night whilst carefully avoiding any pools.

I just cleaned our filter and the water was like ice.  Not nice falling in!  Not to mention the range of bugs that commit suicide by jumping in - and the bugs here are BIG!  Yeuch! sick2:

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Re: Landlady is here
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2008, 07:32:11 AM »
Just get one of those fairground mirrors


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Re: Landlady is here
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2008, 07:35:09 AM »
Hello Landlady!!  I hope you had a great night last night whilst carefully avoiding any pools.

I just cleaned our filter and the water was like ice.  Not nice falling in!  Not to mention the range of bugs that commit suicide by jumping in - and the bugs here are BIG!  Yeuch! sick2:

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