The Truth at Last!
"We need a guard dog" you said, "he's cute" you said and all along you just wanted a bog brush.
It's true!
Although you could make a bit more of an effort when licking under the rim.
Sorry, just back from PC World with my replacement keyboard.
The rest of you seem to have dealt with the Wenchism without my help.
I was a bit disappointed that nobody mentioned bleach though.