I'm just nipping out a while

[Just One More]

I need to tidy the decking!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/01/21/nplanks121.xml

[Barman]

That’ll be a new line of business for the pikeys – can I interest you in having your garden decked, I’ve a little timber left over from another job…’ 

[Just One More]

WARNING - POLITICALLY INCORRECT POSTING FOLLOWS

Homeowners have been warned about 3 keys that can open 70% of house doors, 82% of cars and 90% of padlocks. These keys are called dar-keys, pak-keys and pie-keys!

[Barman]

WARNING - POLITICALLY INCORRECT POSTING FOLLOWS

Homeowners have been warned about 3 keys that can open 70% of house doors, 82% of cars and 90% of padlocks. These keys are called dar-keys, pak-keys and pie-keys!

[Darwins Selection]

WARNING - POLITICALLY INCORRECT POSTING FOLLOWS

Homeowners have been warned about 3 keys that can open 70% of house doors, 82% of cars and 90% of padlocks. These keys are called dar-keys, pak-keys and pie-keys!