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Offline Grumpmeister

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There's Martians in them there rocks
« on: January 23, 2008, 05:30:53 PM »
You've got to love it when the alien fanatics see an odd shape and decide that it is ET.



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An image of a mysterious shape on the surface of Mars, taken by Nasa spacecraft Spirit, has reignited the debate about life on the Red Planet.
A magnified version of the picture, posted on the internet, appears to some to show what resembles a human form among a crop of rocks.

While some bloggers have dismissed the image as a trick of light, others say it is evidence of an alien presence.

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When the robotic rover set down on 24 January 2004, its images disappointed space-watchers hoping for signs of extraterrestrial life.

Now they appear convinced that this image provides the evidence they have been trawling Nasa's photo files for.

The blown-up image seems to resemble a figure striding among the Martian rocks.

The internet has been abuzz with postings offering theories.

One said it was a garden gnome, another that it was the Virgin Mary.

Hmmm, Nick have you ever had gnomes in your garden that 'magically' disappeared?  rubschin:

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A third suggested Bigfoot, the hairy bipedal mountain beast that appears in various guises in a number of legends around the world.

But the consensus seemed to be that it bore a striking resemblance to the Little Mermaid statue in the Danish capital, Copenhagen.

Poster "Madurobob" said it was a statue "obviously built by an ancient civilisation that later departed Mars and settled Denmark".

Badastronomy.com tried to apply some perspective: "A man? It's a tiny rock only a few inches high. It's only a few feet from the rover!"
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Re: There's Martians in them there rocks
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2008, 05:40:17 PM »
My money's on Photoshop.
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Re: There's Martians in them there rocks
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2008, 05:43:24 PM »
Are you suggesting that NASA would photoshop their images Snoop?  whistle:
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Re: There's Martians in them there rocks
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 05:57:00 PM »
Are you suggesting that NASA would photoshop their images Snoop?  whistle:
Well I would certainly lay money on the colours not being original.

Far too much "Boys Own Paper" mock up of "The Red Planet" to be credible.
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Re: There's Martians in them there rocks
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2008, 06:00:20 PM »
Are you suggesting that NASA would photoshop their images Snoop?  whistle:

Not NASA but someone working for them might.
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Re: There's Martians in them there rocks
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2008, 06:32:49 PM »
It's my cousin Nigel. He went there on holiday
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Re: There's Martians in them there rocks
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2008, 06:39:00 PM »
Gone to the family home for his holiday then Nick  whistle:
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Re: There's Martians in them there rocks
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2008, 09:13:12 PM »
Could be Elvis tracking Shergar........

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Re: There's Martians in them there rocks
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2008, 09:32:29 AM »
All in context here:

Teeny little Bigfoot on Mars

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Re: There's Martians in them there rocks
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2008, 08:32:41 AM »
Cheers Unc, I did feel for the writer, the last 3 sentences were quite moving.