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Offline Grumpmeister

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The Nickter Scale
« on: January 28, 2008, 11:39:01 AM »
I've been thinking about this for a while. Seeing as Nick has a constant flow of calamities it seems a good idea to be able to categorise them so we know whether or not to head for the hills.

So far I have:

1. Minor event only affecting Nick such as the cat peeing on his mobile
2. Basic experimentation causing a minor calamity such as microwaving a dishcloth
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. Cascade Cataclysnic Event - abandon all hope all ye who enter here.  scared:



There are just too many different examples to choose from so any suggestions?  whistle:
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Re: The Nickter Scale
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2008, 11:40:13 AM »
I await developments evil:
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Re: The Nickter Scale
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2008, 11:42:56 AM »
Its a public service thread Nick  whistle:
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Re: The Nickter Scale
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2008, 03:50:18 PM »
1. Minor event only affecting Nick such as the cat peeing on his mobile
2. Basic experimentation causing a minor calamity such as microwaving a dishcloth
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.   Damage from unidentified falling objects (hasnt happened just yet but I can see that sattelite landing smack on Chez Nick)
10. Cascade Cataclysnic Event - abandon all hope all ye who enter here.  scared:
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Re: The Nickter Scale
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2008, 03:55:55 PM »
7 has to be anything involving Mrs Nick NOT getting what she feels to be her right and due from objects, animate or inanimate.
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Re: The Nickter Scale
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2008, 04:35:11 PM »
I'm guessing 4 will be wildlife related
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Re: The Nickter Scale
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2008, 05:08:11 PM »
Ok so far we have:

1. Minor event only affecting Nick such as the cat peeing on his mobile
2. Basic experimentation causing a minor calamity such as microwaving a dishcloth
3.
4. Nick + animals, doesnt need any further explanation really.
5.
6.
7.  Mrs Nick unable to get what she wants out of something due to Nick-o-ray contamination
8.
9.  Damage from unidentified falling objects (hasnt happened just yet but I can see that sattelite landing smack on Chez Nick)
10. The Curse of Nickenkhamen. Previously known as the Cascade Cataclysnic Event - abandon all hope all ye who enter here.  scared:

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Re: The Nickter Scale
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2008, 05:08:50 PM »
I helped Mrs Nick empty her car boot earlier. For unfathomable reasons it contained largely inflated balloons in bin liners.


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Re: The Nickter Scale
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2008, 06:02:39 PM »
Extra airbags I suspect. After all Mrs Nick must be a Nick-o-ray veteran after all these years  whistle:
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Re: The Nickter Scale
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2008, 06:59:52 PM »
No. She is a new kind of strop now. The Red Lion beckons
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Re: The Nickter Scale
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2008, 11:24:21 AM »
1. Minor event only affecting Nick such as the cat peeing on his mobile
2. Basic experimentation causing a minor calamity such as microwaving a dishcloth
3.
4. Nick + animals, doesnt need any further explanation really.
5.
6.
7.  Mrs Nick unable to get what she wants out of something due to Nick-o-ray contamination
8.  Wenchy baiting - can only end in tears
9.  Damage from unidentified falling objects (hasnt happened just yet but I can see that sattelite landing smack on Chez Nick)
10. The Curse of Nickenkhamen. Previously known as the Cascade Cataclysnic Event - abandon all hope all ye who enter here.  scared:
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