Helloo again

[Bar Room Bore]

Only me. I just popped in to get out of the rain. Do you do tea?

Dorothy is quite remorseful after yesterday's outburst and has asked me to bring you some of her famous toffee
and pineapple surprise as recompense.

Please help yourselves.

Is anything interesting going to happen here today?

[Uncle Mort]

I doubt it so you should fit in just fine 

[Bar Room Bore]

I could bring my balaclavas in, if you'd like to see some of them (but not try them on - I keep them in bags)

[Darwins Selection]

Only me. I just popped in to get out of the rain. Do you do tea?

Dorothy is quite remorseful after yesterday's outburst and has asked me to bring you some of her famous toffee
and pineapple surprise as recompense.

Please help yourselves.

Is anything interesting going to happen here today?

I omitted to say yesterday, how much I admire your avatar.

It is an artistic masterpiece that sums up your persona precisely.

[Berek]

Only me. I just popped in to get out of the rain. Do you do tea?

Dorothy is quite remorseful after yesterday's outburst and has asked me to bring you some of her famous toffee
and pineapple surprise as recompense.

Please help yourselves.

Is anything interesting going to happen here today?

you need to go back to Mr Toad Nick

[Bar Room Bore]

Thank you sir. It is a dot, to remind me of DOT (hahahaha) but I made it small, unlike DOT

[Bar Room Bore]

Only me. I just popped in to get out of the rain. Do you do tea?

Dorothy is quite remorseful after yesterday's outburst and has asked me to bring you some of her famous toffee
and pineapple surprise as recompense.

Please help yourselves.

Is anything interesting going to happen here today?

you need to go back to Mr Toad Nick

Who is Mr Toadnick?

[grumpyoldsoldier]

I am glad that the conversation has got around to amphibians,
The biggest frog in the world is called Keith Baxter and he lives under a slab in Somerset.  He is a mystic ninja who does crosswords in the morning and spends his afternoons dispensing wisdom to his fellow pond life. I read that somewhere, I have never Keith

[Nick]

Pardon?

[grumpyoldsoldier]

We were discussing frogs?


Frog n. any of various small amphibians of the order Anura, having a tailess smooth-skinned body with legs developed for jumping.
Frogday n. the second Tuesday after lent.
Frogish adj. 1 like a frog. 2 n. the bastard offspring of a frog and a radish.
Frogless adj. the state of being without a frog.
Frogtastic adj. exceptionally frogish.
Frogular adj. shaped like a frog.
Frogulate v. archaic to indulge in the practice of frogulation.
Frogulator n. dirty 1 one who indulges in the practice of frogulation 2 a mechanical aid used in the practice of frogulation.

[Bar Wench]

Frogulation? 

[Snoopy]

Frogulation? 

Oh you just had to ask didn't you
Well I don't want to hear it