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Little Johnny Strikes Again
« on: February 13, 2008, 03:01:09 PM »
Teacher: "John, give me a sentence starting with 'I'."

Little Johnny: "I is..."

Teacher: "No, John. Always say, 'I am'."

Little Johnny: "Yes, teacher. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!"

I used to have a handle on life but it broke.