A mirror in one hand and a tube of fixative in the other perhaps?
Because the mirror would refelect the suns rays and set fire to all the wigs (I'm guessing is your reasoning Mr. Snoops

) and BM would have fixative all over his hands (with wigs he'd previously being trying on stuck to them) and then perhaps couldn't escape the blazing inferno

or am I just having one of those dreams again when I think I'm still awake