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Offline Snoopy

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Re: I only went "ummm"?
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2008, 08:49:35 AM »
"Sniff! ~ Typical man, can't leave himself alone for two minutes!"

"but me arse itched darling"

"That's no excuse for such behaviour in front of my mother/the vicar/me/etc"

"but I was in the kitchen, on me own and had an itch that I scratched ~ you just happened to walk in as I did it"

"SNIFF! ~ Well I HATE to think what you'd have been up to if I hadn't come in when I did"

Got the Tee Shirt and the divorce papers to prove it mate.
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Re: I only went "ummm"?
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2008, 09:04:14 AM »
Yup. If I so much as DARE scratch my head, I've got 'nits' apparently. ::)
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Re: I only went "ummm"?
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2008, 10:46:56 AM »
I did a 'scratch 'n sniff' in the car the other day... she looked at me as if it were unnatural or something...  noooo:
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Re: I only went "ummm"?
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2008, 11:31:51 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 15, 2008, 10:46:56 AM
I did a 'scratch 'n sniff' in the car the other day... she looked at me as if it were unnatural or something...  noooo:

I looked at you as if you were ''unnaturally sad'' - which when you do that kind of thing you are  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: I only went "ummm"?
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2008, 04:48:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 15, 2008, 10:46:56 AM
I did a 'scratch 'n sniff' in the car the other day... she always looks at me as if it am unnatural or something...  noooo:

Corrected Baldymort  point:
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