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The Gas Man Cometh
« on: April 21, 2008, 03:54:37 PM »
Fella from the Gas board knocks at a door to read the meter, a 17 year old lad answers dressed in stockings and suspenders, drinking a glass of brandy and smoking a cigarette, the gas man says " Alright son, is you mum in ?? ", to which the lad replies:



























" what do you fucking think ? "

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Re: The Gas Man Cometh
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2008, 03:56:04 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: The Gas Man Cometh
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2008, 03:59:17 PM »
well, I thought it was funny at the time like  eeek:

although I HAD drank 2 pints and a litre of wine

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Re: The Gas Man Cometh
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2008, 04:05:32 PM »
Well it did make me smile I must admit.
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Re: The Gas Man Cometh
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2008, 04:10:41 PM »
eeek:

I have to admit Snoop I'm not sure if this is a joke or an edited excerpt from Berek's memoirs  eeek:
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Re: The Gas Man Cometh
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2008, 04:19:03 PM »
eeek:

I have to admit Snoop I'm not sure if this is a joke or an edited excerpt from Berek's memoirs  eeek:
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Re: The Gas Man Cometh
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2008, 06:10:06 PM »
It made me larf.  whistle:
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Re: The Gas Man Cometh
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2008, 05:54:23 AM »
Fella from the Gas board knocks at a door to read the meter, a 17 year old lad answers dressed in stockings and suspenders, drinking a glass of brandy and smoking a cigarette, the gas man says " Alright son, is you mum in ?? ", to which the lad replies:

" what do you fucking think ? "
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