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ENvy
« on: April 29, 2008, 11:15:46 AM »
I just received the following e mail from someone I have worked with on and off for about 12 years

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Just a brief note to let you know I am now (having delivered my final report at 12.00 noon today) an ex-consultant.  Liz and I will be disappearing to the French farmhouse for the month of May to create a break before our new life as … who knows what ?

 

Thanks for all your wit and kindnesses, and please remember to take me out of your group e-mail lists.

Bastardo!!

(He and his Mrs get pensions totalling £90K a year) cussing:
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Re: ENvy
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2008, 11:18:58 AM »
But you have ....................... errr....................... US  cloud9:
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Re: ENvy
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2008, 11:20:50 AM »
He has a house in London, a house in Leeds, a house in France, a massive pension...................

I could go on! Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: ENvy
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2008, 11:23:11 AM »
But has he got us ~ or a big dick?
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Re: ENvy
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2008, 11:23:53 AM »
I am told he has got a big dick too.
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Re: ENvy
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2008, 11:24:34 AM »
I am beginning to hate the b@st@rd evil:
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Re: ENvy
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2008, 11:25:00 AM »
I am told he has got a big dick too.
Is it his though?
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Re: ENvy
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2008, 11:25:46 AM »
No, he bought it off the interweb from some German! evil:
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Re: ENvy
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2008, 11:28:23 AM »
No, he bought it off the interweb from some German! evil:
Still, given your Concert Grande in the music room, he is probably suffering from pianist envy in return.
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Re: ENvy
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2008, 11:32:23 AM »
 drumroll:
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Re: ENvy
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2008, 12:18:00 PM »
What kind of treat do you want tomorrow, snoopy?

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Re: ENvy
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2008, 12:24:56 PM »
 eeek:
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Re: ENvy
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2008, 12:51:31 PM »
Be afraid Snoop, be VERY afraid.........  point:
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Re: ENvy
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2008, 01:01:28 PM »
What kind of treat do you want tomorrow, snoopy?

I have a BONIO!

Don't turn your back on him Snoopy, although it will probably have worn off by the morning.
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