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Offline Snoopy

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Two Irishmen
« on: April 26, 2008, 02:10:06 PM »
Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street.

They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad."

A bit later, they saw a Rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation as well."

Then they see a Catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said, "What a terrible pity ... one of the girls must be dying'."
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Re: Two Irishmen
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2008, 03:23:14 PM »
Which reminds me.... but I'll have to PM you  ;)
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Re: Two Irishmen
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2008, 04:08:11 PM »
Which reminds me.... but I'll have to PM you  ;)
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