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Offline Barman

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« on: April 27, 2008, 06:24:50 PM »
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night
all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long."

The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night."

The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.

My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"
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Offline Just One More

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Re: Sex
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2008, 07:00:35 PM »
I just told my missus that one. In her best "Newman and Baddiel" voice, she said, "that's you that is"  redface:
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Re: Sex
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2008, 07:03:25 PM »
I suspect it applies to most of us.
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2008, 05:51:44 AM »
I just told my missus that one. In her best "Newman and Baddiel" voice, she said, "that's you that is"  redface:
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