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The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
« on: May 14, 2008, 11:10:56 AM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2008, 11:58:13 AM »
You see, if you talk to machines, like I do, and listen to their feelings... feed and nurture them.. you'll find they perform much better.
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2008, 12:00:05 PM »
"You're fired"
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Re: The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2008, 12:01:39 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
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Re: The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2008, 03:37:38 PM »
"Oh go on, just pull it. One had seconds of Wenchies '5-bean casserole' for lunch"
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Re: The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2008, 06:57:17 PM »


So if mother puts her head in there and one presses the red button one will inherit the crown....
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Re: The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2008, 06:59:32 PM »
Prince Charles visits his first Kwik Fit Emporium and asks local working class man with dirty hands to take the French number plates  off , completely wipe his fingerprints and remove every trace of this being a white Fiat  - my good man.
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Re: The Wednesday 'Jug Ears' Caption Comp
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2008, 09:13:08 PM »
Prince Charles visits his first Kwik Fit Emporium and asks local working class man with dirty hands to take the French number plates  off , completely wipe his fingerprints and remove every trace of this being a white Fiat  - my good man.
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