Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Mexican beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit down on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese large-screen plasma t.v. And the most British thing of all: Suspicion of anything foreign!
Oh, yes, and only in Britain can an Italian pizza made by a Greek chef reach your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries (super sized) and a Diet soft drink.
Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain do we leave vehicles worth several thousands of pounds in the driveway and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Kind of makes you proud to be an British, doesn't it????????????
