The all new Criminal Mongstermind thread

[Grumpmeister]

Leave your bag of drugs on the train so go to the police to report it missing. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when the officer asked what was in it. 

Looking at this pair of bellends it's clear we aren't talking about Mensa candidates 



https://metro.co.uk/2024/11/15/dealers-locked-leaving-drug-bag-a-train-reporting-missing-21999081/

[Barman]

Leave your bag of drugs on the train so go to the police to report it missing. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when the officer asked what was in it. 

Looking at this pair of bellends it's clear we aren't talking about Mensa candidates 



https://metro.co.uk/2024/11/15/dealers-locked-leaving-drug-bag-a-train-reporting-missing-21999081/

Looks like they took it rather than left it! 

[Grumpmeister]

Getting arrested for possession while carrying meth in a bag labelled definitely not a bag full of drugs.

"… this is the part you just can’t make up, as Acri had had a few bags with her and one of them had the words "Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs" printed on it!!"

That said you can tell by the mugshot that we are not talking about a Mensa candidate who has fallen on hard times. 

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-arrested-drugs-bag-labeled-definitely-not-bag-full-drugs-deputies-say