Losing stuff, replacing it and then finding it again

[Nick]

Got prescribed some antibiotics for my poorly ears. They are in ampoules.

Lost half of them on Friday . Couldn’t find them anywhere.

Had to make up an absurd tale about my imaginary cat playing with them and biting them all.

Picked up my replacement prescription from pharmacy and on return the first thing I saw when I got home were the “lost” ampoules

 

[Barman]

Got prescribed some antibiotics for my poorly ears. They are in ampoules.

Lost half of them on Friday . Couldn’t find them anywhere.

Had to make up an absurd tale about my imaginary cat playing with them and biting them all.

Picked up my replacement prescription from pharmacy and on return the first thing I saw when I got home were the “lost” ampoules

 

I hate it when that happns... 

How is the cat? 

[Nick]

The cat is fine    My GP and the Pharmacist both asked 

[Steve]

  

Cobnut's getting his antibiotics for dodgy ear mixed in with Lik-e-Lix, if we have some left over shall we send it to you?

[Nick]

Not keen on Lik e Lix

[Barman]

Not keen on Lik e Lix

 

[Steve]

Not keen on Lik e Lix

It's chicken flavoured. 

(just not sure which bits of the chicken they've used)

[Nick]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Got prescribed some antibiotics for my poorly ears. They are in ampoules.

Lost half of them on Friday . Couldn’t find them anywhere.

Had to make up an absurd tale about my imaginary cat playing with them and biting them all.

Picked up my replacement prescription from pharmacy and on return the first thing I saw when I got home were the “lost” ampoules

 

Because this is probably going to happen again at some point take the easy path and tell your GP to read your escapades on here. You won't have to come up with any convoluted stories to explain in future as they will know you are accident prone to say the least. That said there is the risk of them calling the men in white coats...   

[Barman]

Got prescribed some antibiotics for my poorly ears. They are in ampoules.

Lost half of them on Friday . Couldn’t find them anywhere.

Had to make up an absurd tale about my imaginary cat playing with them and biting them all.

Picked up my replacement prescription from pharmacy and on return the first thing I saw when I got home were the “lost” ampoules

 

Because this is probably going to happen again at some point take the easy path and tell your GP to read your escapades on here. You won't have to come up with any convoluted stories to explain in future as they will know you are accident prone to say the least. That said there is the risk of them calling the men in white coats...