I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we were alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo -stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?'
And THAT's when the fight started.....
