Giving Travellers a bad name.

[Uncle Mort]

Five jailed for biggest burglary

The five members of the Worcestershire-based Johnson traveller family

Can the Beeb say that?

 

[The Moan Ranger]

Five jailed for biggest burglary

The five members of the Worcestershire-based Johnson traveller family

Can the Beeb say that?

 

It seems so. It's nice to see the facial damage on a couple of them 

[Snoopy]

"Unfortunately, Your Honour, the accused tripped and fell down the stairs to the cells ~ his face striking  each of the thirteen steps on the way from top to bottom" 


How many times have I heard Met Police Officers use that one?

[Snoopy]

Another classic heard in Snaresbrook Magistrates Court was "The Accused became violent, forcing me to draw my baton, as I did so his face collided with it, several times".


All this was of course pre Blair.

[Berek]

good looking lads

[The Moan Ranger]

Another classic heard in Snaresbrook Magistrates Court was "The Accused became violent, forcing me to draw my baton, as I did so his face collided with it, several times".


All this was of course pre Blair.

Ian or Tony? 

[Uncle Mort]

good looking lads

For Barrow 

I beat Nick to it      

[Uncle Mort]

The five members of the Johnson family, travellers based in Worcestershire

Slight change of wording 

[Uncle Mort]

The four members of the Johnson family, from Gloucestershire, and a man who is the partner of a family member, operated across several counties.

Bigger change of wording.

And they moved counties.