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Offline Nick

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Re: The Bloody Scots
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2008, 01:06:44 PM »
I could advise them to do varoius suicidal thingies, but I have to go to TESCO
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Re: The Bloody Scots
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2008, 01:17:25 PM »
Gets popcorn.

Well?

Woman was an absolute bloody horror.
We took them (Daughter's in-laws to be) out to dinner to discuss arrangements for the reception. I was paying and had agreed with Daughter and her Mother  scared2: that it would be held in a very upmarket restaurant which we could have sole use of for the afternoon as well as the run of their very lovely garden. I knew the owners (We were in the same Licenced Victuallers Association) and they allowed me to provide my own champagne (obviously I could buy it trade) and they gave me a very good rate for use of premises, their staff and the luncheon.
I explained all this to the future MiL who was very sniffy as she felt a "Nice Asti" would be acceptable  ::) and she wanted to "do the food". I stressed that the $3k estimated bill was down to me and she conceded that although she had never eaten at the restaurant she had heard that they had a "Good Chef with French Letters after his name".
Mucho collaspso from me and Mrs S#2. She never forgave us for that.
When the marriage all went wrong three years and one child later her "Christian" views were aired loudly to all and sundry and I had to threaten an injunction to shut her up. Nobody but me calls my daughter names like that evil: especially as it was her son who had impregnated the girl in the first place (although I grant there may have been more than one contender for the privilege).
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Re: The Bloody Scots
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2008, 01:26:44 PM »
Memories of Mrs Nick's cousin who married a Mormon.

Some bloke at the ceremony read from a book entitled "1000 ways in which a woman should obey her husband"


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Wine at the reception was effing fruit juice. Exodus to pub over the road.
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Re: The Bloody Scots
« Reply #33 on: August 07, 2008, 04:43:53 AM »
A Scottish bar stool. Obviously for a cold winters night



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Re: The Bloody Scots
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2008, 10:32:51 AM »