Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrangea divorce for him -'very quick.'
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: 'Have you any grounds?'
POLE: 'JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home.'
LAWYER: 'No,' I mean what is the foundation of this case?'
POLE: 'It made of concrete.'
LAWYER: 'Does either of you have a real grudge?'
POLE: 'No, we have carport, and not need one.'
LAWYER: 'I mean, What are your relations like?'
POLE: 'All my relations still in Poland .'
LAWYER: 'Is there any infidelity in your marriage?'
POLE: 'Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player.'
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?'
POLE: 'No, I always up before her.'
LAWYER: 'Is your wife a nagger?'
POLE: 'No, she white.'
LAWYER: 'WHY do you want this divorce?'
POLE: 'She going to kill me.'
LAWYER: 'What makes you think that?'
POLE: 'I got proof.
LAWYER: 'What kind of proof?'
POLE: 'She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'.'
