I shall be really happy if I never, ever see again a photo splash of yet another celebrity sprog arrival. I don't seek them out and yet there, smiling and gooey in tasteful black and white is that Kaplinsky woman on the front page news of the online Torygraph
I don't buy Hello, or Now, or Cop This! or whatever the next one's called and I can't see for the life of me how this can possibly be called news except to the immediate family
I know, I know, they were probably offered a wad and a half for the photos and since her husband is or was an investment baker I imagine that would come in handy in these troubled times, but really, I don't want to know.
Why can't they keep it off, well off the front page?
