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Awww poor Mandy
« on: October 06, 2008, 12:49:21 PM »
Heard about this on the radio on the way in to work, the news announcer had a hell of a time getting the story out as she couldnt stop laughing.  ;D

Normally I'd have some sympathy but not for one of these trough nosing wastes of space.

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Peter Mandelson will have a kidney stone removed later, after experiencing pain for the past few days.

The new business secretary, who returned to the cabinet in the reshuffle, attended the new National Economic Council meeting earlier.

A spokesman for the Business Department said he had undergone some hospital tests on Sunday.

Gordon Brown brought him back into the cabinet on Friday, after a four year stint as EU trade commissioner.

His cabinet return was a huge surprise at Westminster as the two men have had an on-off feud dating back to Mr Mandelson's decision to back Tony Blair for the Labour leadership in 1994.

Mr Mandelson said he was surprised but proud to be invited back to the cabinet and said it was time for "all hands on deck".

Mr Brown said Mr Mandelson, who will join the House of Lords, had unrivalled experience in international business and trade.

Among his first tasks was attending the government's new National Economic Council, set up to tackle the economic crisis.

It will discuss ways to help people deal with rising food and energy prices, as well as looking at the financial markets, housing and planning.

A spokesman for the Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform said: "Over the past few days, Peter Mandelson has been experiencing some kidney pain.

"Hospital tests yesterday confirmed that there is a small stone. This will be dealt with by the normal procedures later today."
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Re: Awww poor Mandy
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2008, 12:54:28 PM »
No doubt he will be joining a waiting list then having the operation in a filthy, disease ridden NHS hospital...?  ::)
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Re: Awww poor Mandy
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2008, 01:00:26 PM »
Of course.   ::)


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Re: Awww poor Mandy
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2008, 01:04:46 PM »
Make him wait until he "passes it" naturally ~ that'll bring tears to his eyes.
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Re: Awww poor Mandy
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2008, 04:45:15 PM »
“The surgeon got to work. First he inserted a thin silver instrument, the itinerarium, through the penis into the bladder to help position the stone. Then he made the incision, about three inches long and a finger’s breadth from the line running between scrotum and anus, and into the neck of the bladder, or just below it. The patient’s face was sponged as the incision was made. The stone was sought, found and grasped with pincers; the more speedily it could be got out the better. Once out, the wound was not stitched—it was thought best to let it drain and cicatrize itself—but simply washed and covered with a dressing, or even kept open at first with a small roll of soft cloth known as a tent, dipped in egg white. A plaster of egg yolk, rose vinegar and anointing oils was then applied.”

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Re: Awww poor Mandy
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2008, 04:47:49 PM »
Nowadays they blast 'em with ultrasonic waves or summat and then let you p*ss the fragments away.
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Re: Awww poor Mandy
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2008, 05:17:36 PM »
I do hope it's painful
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Re: Awww poor Mandy
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2008, 06:11:23 PM »
Been there, done that, I thought I was on my way out'! Poor Mandy lol:

Seriously, it's the most pain I've ever experienced in my life. I remember a radio chat once where they had women ring in that had had children and had had kidney stones. Every one of them said they'd sooner have another kid rather than a kidney stone. When I passed the stone I couldn't get over how something that small could cause such pain
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Re: Awww poor Mandy
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2008, 06:21:59 PM »
Dunno what happened to mine. Taken into hosp with unbearable pain in kidney area, morphine to kill the pain, xrays and ultra sound scans to identify the stones (x2 found). More morphine given and booked to have the stones zapped the following morning. Slept like a baby (all the morphine I s'pose) and taken down to have the zapping procedure about mid morning. When they looked they couldn't find the stones  eeek: To this day they don't know where they went and neither do I but no pain since either.
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Re: Awww poor Mandy
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2008, 08:05:41 PM »
Nowadays they blast 'em with ultrasonic waves or summat and then let you p*ss the fragments away.
That will be the Large Hardon Collider thingie then?