The Yellow Pages mountain has come down to a mere 70 feet now, but has caused mucho rumpuso's during it's sizeable contraction.
I've been all but banished from helping due to my apparent 'overly energetic, couldn't give a toss gung ho Jeremy Clarkson style' of disposing of them', whatever tf THAT means? 
Stuuf em, all of them. Last time I offer to help. 
So you are so bad at delivering them that you have been banned from doing so. 
Excellent 
No, I was brilliant...imo...and was
them off in a ratio of 3/1 against them.
Grab an armful and leg it over garden walls hedges etc, not meander around up and down individual paths, knocking on doors, writing little messages out saying where you'd hid it.
They'll still be delivering them on Crimbo day at this rate, and deliveries are now on hold until Thursday too.
I went out with GROWLER jnr last night to box 38 off.
Came to a bit of a premature end when I stumbled into someones flower bed.
Why can't folk have straight paths instaed of these fancy meandering ones.
Bloody murder in the pitch black...and they hurt.
Should be a GROWLER shaped impression amongst the winter pansies this morning at 23 Acacia Gardens.
