Well that about covers it

[Snoopy]

I move that the council moves onto any other business.

[Darwins Selection]

I move that the council moves onto any other business.

Defective grammar as usual. 

That kind of list must be correct if any of the subscripts are added to the heading and followed with the final admonition.

"All behaviour relating of a sexual nature" and "All behaviour relating or of illegal activity", do not make sense.

Still, I expect the poll tax level is too low to afford literate staff.

[Snoopy]

But it is in Oxford FFS ~ Morse must be spinning in his grave.

[Darwins Selection]

But it is in Oxford FFS ~ Morse must be spinning in his grave.

Indeed he must. 

[Barman]

Inspector Morse...? 

[Nick]

He'sdead. Too early for the game, unfortunately, the selfish bastard

[Snoopy]

Inspector Morse...? 

Who else but Detective Chief Inspector Endeavour Morse?