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Offline Snoopy

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #60 on: November 14, 2008, 08:21:28 PM »
Why do I have to pick? Can't I have nice floaty dresses and the skin tight leather trousers?

It's your cyber image ~ you can have whatever you want.
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #61 on: November 14, 2008, 08:24:12 PM »
Why do I have to pick? Can't I have nice floaty dresses and the skin tight leather trousers?

You can have whatever you want lady.

It's my mental picture that needs to be guided.

Do you own a fully automatic weapon of any kind?
I think my cat wants to kill me...

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #62 on: November 14, 2008, 08:27:20 PM »
Why do I have to pick? Can't I have nice floaty dresses and the skin tight leather trousers?

You can have whatever you want lady.

It's my mental picture that needs to be guided.

Do you own a fully automatic weapon of any kind?

She may inherit a fully loaded Paintpod.  whistle:
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #63 on: November 14, 2008, 08:36:30 PM »
Why do I have to pick? Can't I have nice floaty dresses and the skin tight leather trousers?

You can have whatever you want lady.

It's my mental picture that needs to be guided.

Do you own a fully automatic weapon of any kind?

An electric screwdriver is the only item in my arsenal.

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #64 on: November 14, 2008, 08:40:03 PM »
Why do I have to pick? Can't I have nice floaty dresses and the skin tight leather trousers?

You can have whatever you want lady.

It's my mental picture that needs to be guided.

Do you own a fully automatic weapon of any kind?

An electric screwdriver is the only item in my arsenal.

Seems appropriate for cyber sex.
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #65 on: November 14, 2008, 09:06:19 PM »
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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #66 on: November 14, 2008, 09:23:01 PM »
An electric screwdriver is the only item in my arsenal.

Not a sonic one then?

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #67 on: November 14, 2008, 09:24:29 PM »
Ssssshhhh I'm not supposed to tell anyone!

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #68 on: November 14, 2008, 09:27:39 PM »
Sorry, Do you know Sarah Jane Smith has a sonic lipstick.

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #69 on: November 18, 2008, 06:46:55 PM »
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Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave - a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

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Endless opportunities eh Wenchy?

It was the image of dive bombing penises toward a balding bonce that got me.  lol:

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Re: On Line Nookie
« Reply #70 on: November 18, 2008, 07:43:58 PM »
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Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave - a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

 happy001

Endless opportunities eh Wenchy?

It was the image of dive bombing penises toward a balding bonce that got me.  lol:

6" 33 Squadron?
The Dongbusters?

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