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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Fvcking Microsoft
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2008, 01:23:56 PM »
Don't be silly! I meant the Interweb? Is it shinny? Or sparkly?

I always thought it was sort of purple with silvery bits.

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Re: Fvcking Microsoft
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2008, 01:26:48 PM »
Don't be silly! I meant the Interweb? Is it shinny? Or sparkly?

I always thought it was sort of purple with silvery bits.

You are thinking of Dr Who's posing pouch.
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Re: Fvcking Microsoft
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Re: Fvcking Microsoft
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2008, 01:29:00 PM »
I think it might hum and bleep
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Re: Fvcking Microsoft
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2008, 01:41:09 PM »
Does it hum?
It does have a bit of a smell...  noooo:
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Re: Fvcking Microsoft
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2008, 01:49:54 PM »
You should get Wenchy to give it a rub.
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« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2008, 02:12:15 PM »
You should get Wenchy to give it a rub.
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Re: Fvcking Microsoft
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2008, 02:31:50 PM »
Does it smell like the Ozone layer?
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Re: Fvcking Microsoft
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2008, 02:32:30 PM »
Parozone layer after Wench gets her mop on it
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Re: Fvcking Microsoft
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2008, 02:52:08 PM »
 drumroll:
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Re: Fvcking Microsoft
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2008, 03:30:33 PM »
It smells of caramel.

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Re: Fvcking Microsoft
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2008, 05:34:54 PM »
No. YOU smell of caramel.I smell of wet labrador. The intermong smells of metal
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