Agitation leads to disaster.

[Bar Wench]

That happens to me regardless of if I'm sitting in the front or twenty rows back. 

[Nick]

You should try to look less conspicuous.Wear a burqah or summat

[Nick]

Mrs Nick came home covered in blood last night  . She had been to see King Lear. Front row seats. 

The theatre has agreed to pay for the dry cleaning 

Is this a case of like attracting like ~ I mean was she always like this or did she catch it from .......errrrr ........ you?









And why front row? ~ That's where anyone sitting gets all the spittle from the actors anyway .... and a stiff neck from haviing to look upwards all the time.

They were actually sort of sitting on the edge of the acting area, very intimate production.

[Snoopy]

A pub theatre then or a "Private" club? 

[Nick]

http://www.everymanplayhouse.com/whats-on/show-detail.asp?id=219 

We are back there on Satruday.Going to see Blood Wedding 

[Snoopy]

"Community Theatre" ~ never a good idea to get too close I feel.

[Darwins Selection]

That happens to me regardless of if I'm sitting in the front or twenty rows back. 

You should dry your tee shirt thoroughly before sitting down. 

[Nick]