Just installed me new printer

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.grace.co.uk/product_details/EPSONSX200.htm
Not quite big enough to sit on to photocopy me arse like though.

Should've got an HP... 

Huge Printer? 

[Nick]

I have an HP. It's shite. Temperamental and shite

[Darwins Selection]

I have an HP. It's shite. Temperamental and shite

Hyperactive Personality?

[Nick]

Que?

[Barman]

I am temporarily fixated with the phrase 'Que?'. Please try to understand and excuse me…

[GROWLER]

I have an HP. It's shite. Temperamental and shite

I've just bought a pack of 4. Only 79p from Bargain Booze. Incredible value, and soon get the gasses flowing.

[Uncle Mort]

Received an e-mail from Canon this morning:

Dear Uncle Mort

We are sending you this email because we take our customers’ data seriously and only want to hold your data if you want us to.

You have submitted your details on our database but decided not to receive communications from us. We are giving you the opportunity to opt in

I must have ticked the "do not contact me box" when I registered my printer. So what do they do? They contact me.

Prats 

[Darwins Selection]

Received an e-mail from Canon this morning:

Dear Uncle Mort

We are sending you this email because we take our customers’ data seriously and only want to hold your data if you want us to.

You have submitted your details on our database but decided not to receive communications from us. We are giving you the opportunity to opt in

I must have ticked the "do not contact me box" when I registered my printer. So what do they do? They contact me.

Prats 

Try ticking the "Do not contact me again" box.

[Pastis]

I need some new ink cartridges. Prices so far... for a single black cartridge

MX2 (Guernsey) = £3.99

High street Art shop = £43.00