Brown 'confused' over oil prices

[Snoopy]

We had a Ka in Spain. Rattled like buggery on the motorway 

  But you said you and The Boy had to use the trams because the Ka was for Mrs Nick's personal use whilst on business. Do make up your mind.

[Nick]

You are on a mission  to wind up. We had to travel together between cities

[Snoopy]

Not at all 

I am just easily confused by your constant telling of half stories. Perhaps if I had a crystal ball?

[Nick]

1. Fly to Granada
2. Collect Ka
3. Drive into town
4. Mrs Nick uses car to commute to University
5. Nick and The Boy travel around on foot and by bus
6. All drive to Malaga for lunch
7. All drive to Seville
8. Mrs Nick uses car to commute around Seville
9. Nick and The Boy travel around by tram
10. All drive to Carmona 
11. All drive back to Granada
12. Mrs Nick uses car to commute to University
13. Nick and the Boy wander around on foot and bus
14. All drive to airport

OK? 

[Snoopy]

Aahhh! I see it all now.

[Barman]

Clear as mud like... 

[Bar Wench]

Isn't he always. 

[Uncle Mort]

I thought it was Brown who's supposed to be all confused?

Cue Nick ~ "I'm surronded by idiots"

[beerhead]

Of course it rattled. You were in Spain. It wasn't a KA, it was a KAstanet.

[Barman]

Of course it rattled. You were in Spain. It wasn't a KA, it was a KAstanet.

[Barman]

I just pinched this from the Labour Blog...

Another New Year is upon us And my hair is starting to grey, Nu-Labour's lies come as no great surprise On this icy cold January day.
Britain's debt is deeper than ever And Gordon just wants to waste more, His party of spin is about to cave in ---Things are much the same as before.
The sane say the future is gloomy, NuLab say the future is bright, Brown the disgrace lied right to our face When he promised us we'd be alright.
There's not much left of Great Britain, It's been carved up by Brown and his greed, His hunger for power grows worse by the hour--- He's a sinner in thought, word and deed.
Gordon knows that his reign is over And his jowls are starting to sag, His desperate plan is just like the man--- A fart in a Brown paper bag.

 

[Grumpmeister]

I thought it was Brown who's supposed to be all confused?

Cue Nick ~ "I'm surronded by idiots"

That gives me an idea. With some plastic surgery & a voice coach we could replace Gordo with Nick on the quiet and have someone in No. 10 who would do less damage to the country...