Tat purchase is MY fault...apparently.

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

A kid came up to me the other day and said "What's your favourite Telly Tubby?"

I said "probably the new Samsung widescreen, you cheeky little bastard".

 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

I am beginning to feel less than well endowed,  when I was a boy 15" was the norm, so I thought being 32" would really impress the ladies, but sadly no

[Darwins Selection]

I am beginning to feel less than well endowed,  when I was a boy 15" was the norm, so I thought being 32" would really impress the ladies, but sadly no

Yours probably isn't flat either?

[grumpyoldsoldier]

It does stick out a bit