The extortionate price of rugs!

[Barman]

What a fooking day. We have got the furniture back into the Rug Room (minus dust). Got the fooking sofa wedged. Two fooking hours I was stuck in there till a neighbour turned up to advise 

Like fooking Laurel and Hardy 

Given the shite you've had recently I'd have thought you'd have wanted to stay stuck in there... 

[Nick]

There are some baby woodpigeons around. Very clumsy. Keep flying into trees and doing crash landings and stuff. One has fallen down our chimbley 

IT HAS SHAT ON THE FOOKING RUG 

THRICE

[Snoopy]

 

She'll blame you 







Scrape it off and use it for Tipex.

[Nick]

I have used a paint scraper on the top layer. Then kitchen roll. I will wiat for the residue to dry and use a brush 

[Snoopy]

It can have a "bleaching" effect (Seriously)

[Nick]

I know   

[Nick]

Growler will like this 






http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1266375/The-worlds-costliest-carpet-sells-6m.html

[Fig Head]

to be honest,

drugs is not worth it, it destroys your health and your Pockets !!!

better drink cheap booze and get hammered than expinssive drugs and get high!!

both end up making you stupid only with alcohol you dont spend much

[Barman]

to be honest,

drugs is not worth it, it destroys your health and your Pockets !!!

better drink cheap booze and get hammered than expinssive drugs and get high!!

both end up making you stupid only with alcohol you dont spend much

 

Rugs Emma, not Drugs! 

[Fig Head]

to be honest,

drugs is not worth it, it destroys your health and your Pockets !!!

better drink cheap booze and get hammered than expinssive drugs and get high!!

both end up making you stupid only with alcohol you dont spend much

 

Rugs Emma, not Drugs! 

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