Guess Who is...

[Grumpmeister]

I have been promised there will be no censorship on my report  - although apparently there are some legal documents on the way to me in the post that I just need to sign and return. 

Should have seen the contract I was required to sign and that was just for a couple of hours in the pub! For a stay Chez BM it is likely to rival a roll of andrex for length!!!

And content, knowing Old Baldy

[Barman]

I have been promised there will be no censorship on my report  - although apparently there are some legal documents on the way to me in the post that I just need to sign and return. 

Should have seen the contract I was required to sign and that was just for a couple of hours in the pub! For a stay Chez BM it is likely to rival a roll of andrex for length!!!

And content, knowing Old Baldy

[Landlady]

Hi Guys

Sorry for not having been here to serve up the ale for such a long time but as you can imagine there has been quite a bit of tidying up to do (behind the dust sheets) after Baldy's decorating escapades 

Just a quick note to send my love and best wishes to one and all patrons  and to confirm that I am also looking forward to meeting Miss. D.

I am certain a 'fun time' will be experienced by all   

TinkerBell says 'yeah'........................ too

xxx

[Nick]

But BM will be outnumbered by wimmin. He may have to come and stay with us

[Landlady]

But BM will be outnumbered by wimmin. He may have to come and stay with us

Yep..............

Baldy - man (so he says)
Landlady - all woman
Miss D - perfect lady
Skeelos - male dog
Stinky - female cat (can't meiow)
Piggy - male cat
Tigger - male cat
50/60 mixed Goats
 
Sounds a fair mix !!

[Miss Demeanour]

Hi Guys

Sorry for not having been here to serve up the ale for such a long time but as you can imagine there has been quite a bit of tidying up to do (behind the dust sheets) after Baldy's decorating escapades 

Just a quick note to send my love and best wishes to one and all patrons  and to confirm that I am also looking forward to meeting Miss. D.

I am certain a 'fun time' will be experienced by all   

TinkerBell says 'yeah'........................ too

xxx

Me too LL 

[Darwins Selection]

50/60 mixed Goats

Is that cross-dressing or hermaphrodite goats?

[Snoopy]

I think that "Kim" might have said circa 50 goats.