I'm sure there are some wonderful words out there that could be utilised to populate it...
Howsaboot....blootered, as in drunk....''a'm blootered man'' or ''moolurd''...to be completely pished!
''Oi you, fanny bawz''!.........meaning ''hello you daft person''.....or
''she's a hackit hairy''..........what an ugly girl ned or
''a've a stauner''......???
...ye cannae whack em!