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The mysteries of marriage
« on: February 23, 2009, 05:06:52 PM »
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Re: The mysteries of marriage
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2009, 05:13:17 PM »
Those were the days.   ;D

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Re: The mysteries of marriage
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009, 05:14:39 PM »
Those were the days.   ;D

You could walk to the boozer and pick up a bird for a half of Mackeson. cloud9:
And a bag o' crisps with the little blue salt sachet...  cloud9:
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Re: The mysteries of marriage
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 06:06:41 PM »
You prefer crisps to gerls?
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Re: The mysteries of marriage
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2009, 06:09:07 PM »
You prefer crisps to gerls?
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Re: The mysteries of marriage
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2009, 06:55:17 PM »
You prefer crisps to gerls?
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Re: The mysteries of marriage
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2009, 06:59:46 PM »
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