Ouch!

[Nick]

Now what?

[GROWLER]

Now what?

Various and much.

[Snoopy]

And it's pissing down ~ not a good Sunday at all.

[Nick]

 

Now what?

Various and much.

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Sorry Snoops - I know you love this picture 

So here's another




Davies was sentenced to three years in jail at Newcastle Crown Court in north-east England on Tuesday, with the judge saying she had acted in an "animal fashion" and inflicted a "truly appalling" injury.

The couple met through a lonely hearts column and had drunk two bottles of vodka as they celebrated his 45th birthday.

Her lawyer said they were "two truly sad individuals, both clearly alcohol dependent, both grasping at each other in a wholly unsatisfactory relationship".

Davies had become upset because she wanted a baby and wasn't pregnant.

When Coghill comforted her, she then asked him for a kiss - and turned into a "massive monster", he told the court, biting down hard on his tongue.

He screamed in pain as she chewed off two thirds of it and spat it on the floor.

"She let out a satisfaction sound, like if you have a cup of tea when you haven't had one for a few days. An mmmmm sound," Coghill told court