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Offline Nick

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More wildlife woes
« on: April 01, 2009, 12:46:39 PM »
So the sun has comed out and I opened my first floor external door to let in some air and stuff.

When I next visited the room I found a fooking SEAGULL having a kip on my sofa.  eeek: WTF is that about?  eeek:

I woke it up by poking it. This was a mistake  evil:

It's gone now  evil:
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Re: More wildlife woes
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 12:47:38 PM »
So the sun has comed out and I opened my first floor external door to let in some air and stuff.

When I next visited the room I found a fooking SEAGULL having a kip on my sofa.  eeek:WTF is that about?  eeek:

I woke it up by poking it. This was a mistake  evil:

It's gone now  evil:
Did you poke it with the Badger Stick...?
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Re: More wildlife woes
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 12:47:55 PM »
Forefinger  noooo:
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Re: More wildlife woes
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 01:06:35 PM »
Hopefully it didn't leave seagull shit on the sofa ~ that stuff really stinks
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Re: More wildlife woes
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 01:42:17 PM »
Did you poke it with the Badger Stick...?

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Re: More wildlife woes
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 01:44:27 PM »
Was he looking for the ducks  - you are a devil for attracting the birds Nicholas  eyes:
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Re: More wildlife woes
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2009, 02:37:43 PM »
He was a bit,.........violent. May have been a lady seagull!

I avoided being pecked, just  evil:
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