I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass. I thought that was a bit harsh - just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone.
Why's (buffering 21%) the (buffering 45%) best way (buffering 69%) to lose (buffering 86%) a (buffering 100%) hard-on?
Prince Harry. He's just like me and you really. He uses words like "paki" and "raghead".
Wonder if he's got any good Diana jokes!
